Thursday, December 3, 2009

Tiger Woods has never been dedicated to just one hole.

Tiger Woods is a master on focusing on more holes than just one, so when people act shocked that he has multiple mistresses, I have to call bullshit. He's rich, he's famous, and on any given day, I wager he could dominate 36 holes and still have time for his wife.

People are saying that his legacy is now tainted, that he has ruined his image in the public eye, but that is no where near the truth. He will continue to establish himself as not only the world's greatest golfer, but the best the game has ever known. He will continue to make millions of dollars, and travel the world playing one of the hardest games to ever master; all it will cost him is $168 careless driving ticket, a big chunk out of his pre-nup, and maybe a few endorsements. Not that big of a deal for the first billionaire sports figure.

Honestly, this fits in perfectly with his squeaky clean image. Yes he crashed his Escalade, possibly running from his 9 iron wielding wife, but this is pretty tame for sports figure fuck ups. He's not on trail for rape, he didn't torture hundreds of pit bulls for profit and blood lust, he doesn't have to retire from the game for a gambling habit, he didn't kill another player in a high speed crash, he didn't stab a guy outside a night club, he didn't even shoot himself with his own Glock that was hidden in his sweat pants. I, for one, think Tiger can do better. Maybe go for misdemeanor next time, or at least a class one petty offense. His crime really isn't on par for being the greatest golfer that has ever lived. Other greats, keep everything great it seems.

No, Tiger really bogied on his first gash to his image, or maybe even tripple bogied as it would seem as of right now. One thing I do know, when Tiger fucks up he always seems to recover. He may have sliced this one into a tree; but all he has to do is play out of his wife's ruff, reach the green in a couple of more tournaments, and sink his putts into the only hole that has given him two children.

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